The Man Who Sold the World

Ladies and gentlemen, to the many-many people that have been asking
Diyanazman the no.1 frequently asked question, I am now ready to
answer. First I want to thank you for your utmost concern. I am now 8
weeks pregnant. You may now send me the 9 month supply of folic acid
and Anmum, I know you were dying to give me these presents because you
have been asking about the progress of my ovum and Azman’s sperms a
thousand times since the moment we touched down from our honeymoon in
Bali last year. Janganlah malu-malu, hantarkan saja hadiah-hadiah tersebut ye?
Azman and I planned to conceive our first baby after we have had our
mountain climbing adventure because pregnant women don’t climb
mountains duh! unless they want to their kids to grow up and become a
sherpa. Ever since we bought

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